sacred bloground

2007-09-21T10:53:00.000-07:00

Item Specifics

Club Type: Fairway Wood, Hybrid
Brand: TaylorMade
Model: Rescue
Shaft Material: Steel
Gender: Male
Dexterity: Right-Handed
Condition: Used

The above bidding item is taken from Ebay.

nothing unusual you say.

Read this 'HISTORY OF THE CLUB' that he wrote:

-In his own words-

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told, her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain push cart to haul them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity). Also, her gut and thighs got so big she could hide 4 full grown Chihuahuas under the fat folds. I put up with her shitt for about 2 years and during this time she got even heavier. Her fatass became so big that when she actually made a correct shoulder turn she farted. I'm not talking about a ladylike fart with a few giggles- were talking fog horn deep and the smell was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash. I think the hippo actually fermented napalm in her colon from all the ice cream, pizza and bad chinese food she inhaled on an hourly basis. Ultimately it got to the point where I just stopped playing with her because I began to feel like I was doing a "Make a Wish" deed for the obese, retarded lady. And every time I went out with my regular group on Sundays, she gave me that look like I was going to be in deep shitt when I got back. So eventually I said f*ck it and I wont play for a while. 2 months ago I was cleaning out the garage and my buddies came over after a round and we were shooting the shitt about the US Open when all of sudden the cyclops comes out from her cave and tells me that I should sell all my clubs since I dont play anymore. My friends all gave me that look (you know what I mean) and just left in complete disgust. I knew those f*ckers were laughing their asses off at me and I felt really bad. Whatever....... I just rolled with it but 3 weeks after that incident she decided she was going to sell some of my shitt at a garage sale with 10 of her fat friends from the neighborhood. You shoulda seen this. It was a spectacle. 10 fat, female pigs all wearing tennis visors and shorts that were straining to stay buttoned around their waists. They had more MM's, Oreos and Grape Soda then garage sale items. I went specifically to see what she took of mine thinking there may have been a few odd things that she grabbed when I suddenly I saw my beloved Mizuno MP33 blades being hauled off by a senior citizen. I stopped the geezer and told him it was a mistake but the f*cker told me to kiss his asss and that he had a receipt. I almost strangled the gimp but I had 5 fat hogs standing in front of me telling that a "sale was sale" and they barricaded me in with their 34 inch necks. Get this: THEY SOLD MY CLUBS FOR $89 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL. That was pretty much the last straw so that evening while the beast was asleep, I grabbed what I could and left her cave. This club was one of the items I snagged along with some of her golf shoes, shirts and her golf bag. If you are a man with size 18 feet and bunions her shoes might fit you. I'll put the rest of her items up for sale in the Deformed Product Section. Please note this club has a small chip in the paint and has some sole wear. The lard asss must have forgotten to put the headcover on during one of her on course gas tantrums. Has a steel shaft in stiff flex with a brand new Golf Pride Tour Velvet grip. Club has 16 degrees of loft. Thanks for looking and if you win this club, keep it as a reminder whenever you decide that you are ready for a serious relationship. Take a good look at this club and remember its history- its priceless and you'll thank me later.

WHAT THE?!

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2007-06-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

Its 2.30am now and i just felt like ranting after a long hiatus from blogging.(i highly doubt anyone would read this though, cept one. ;) )

yes, rant. thats how i got inspired for my blogspot's name in the first place : RANiTius.

Over the years i've gone from a nerdy pubescence boy who knows nothing about the world to a guy, albeit a tint of maturity, but still clueless nevertheless.I'll be serving the army soon end of this year and that would truely mark the end of teenagehood(i guess). No more messing around. No childish antics. All in all, people would expect me to be of a certain level of maturity and sensibility.

Thats how life is, aint it?

Behaving how people wants you to be, conforming to the norms.Black and white.There are 'unwritten' protocols that we have to adhered to.Protocols that we must follow or be spit upon.
Im pretty sure by now there are people out that who hate my guts out and people whom would stand by me through and through. In the past i used to think i can be someone likeable.Someone who is able to see the world bare and not being afraid of bumping into people you dread. And i said likeable, not to be confused with the thin line of 'popularity'. I thought it would be easy, or so i thought. Too many 'masked performers' out there already.

pfft.

Now reminiscing about how i've 'been there, done that'. I can frankly say i have regretted to a fair share of the stupid things i have done, and also to the decisions that i will not have second thoughts about. Well i should not be ranting much though, especially when im doing fine now, with my family, friends and her around, what else do i need?

An article on Straits Times recently had a section about having 16,000 online friends. Raise your hands if you have that frikking much friends! Few days back an article on newspaper featured Nicole and Celeste about having masses of friends online. And IRONICALLY, i have them on my friendster! I know them, but not on a personal level though. And apparently, 16, 000 friends to them is...alright?

Do you know about the Dunbar's number?

Dunbar's number, which is 150, represents a theoretical maximum number of individuals with whom a set of people can maintain a social relationship, the kind of relationship that goes with knowing who each person is and how each person relates socially to every other person. Group sizes larger than this generally require more restricted rules, laws, and enforced policies and regulations to maintain a stable cohesion.
[I came to know about this number from blinkymummy's blog.]

Oh happy birthday to Christine Tan! we must really REALLY[we have said this a million times] catch up one day.

night all!=)

2007-02-23T19:21:00.000-08:00

Happy chinese new year everyone.

usual routine with my secondary school mates. Went to Eddie and Kok's house on Chu San to bai nian. Its been a long time since i last saw an ALMOST full attendance.
let me name them all : Eddie, Nicholas, Ronald, Cheryl, Zhe Bin, Bin Ru, Teh Lan, Becca, Yuan Jin, Li Yu, Xuan Feng and his GF, Chia Ling and her BF, Kok Guan and his GF and yours truely.

WHATS UP WITH ALL THE COUPLES THIS YEAR?! Suddenly all of them bringing their other halfs to bai nian. i dont see this scenerio LAST YEAR!

anyway that aside.

My IVP is coming up in about a week's time, the last TKD IVP that i will take part in.

Things have been going pretty rough for me of the late and i shant elaborate into details. Im trying my very best to focus on my priorities and achieving them. Right now my first focus is on my taekwondo IVP tournament coming up this saturday. Seems like many of my friends said they wanted to come down that day to cheer me on.We'll see how on that day lah. I've been training my techniques, footworks, drills, routines, conceptuality and styles.Its so effing tiring lah! Went to many many places to spar with different people with various styles too. On top of that, i would do running at the campus tracks before having lunch, then on to my project.

which is why...

I AM SO EFFING TIRED. REALLY.

But i have to admit theres a sense of satisfaction at the end of the every single day. For once at least i know im not wasting my time away doing some sin-indulging crimes e.g : DOTA, defence of the ancient, and theres dota too, also dota 6.41, apart from dota 6.41 sg hubbers only!!!!11 there is dota still....(only a true blue dota-rian will comprehend the above "gibberish")

anyway...

i know im still partially in denial form and i know it. but hey, right now im doing anything and everything to keep me in focus, yet distracted at the same time.

take care everyone.

2007-01-28T07:10:00.000-08:00

This video will show 3 things :

- The true meaning of the term," bad hair day".

- How important marriage is to female.

- Females can be bitchy.

2007-01-22T00:06:00.000-08:00

Today is boring.
i am vexed.
i mug like shit today.
i rushed my project like hell today.
i am exhausted.
i think im going to fail my french test today.
i think im going to fail my project panel review tomorrow.
i need entertainment.

i am satisfied.
i am having stitches from laughing too much.
i am happy.=)

im mad already.

2007-01-14T06:48:00.000-08:00

im bored.

From Shelly:
Imagine that you are a bush pilot on a mission in Africa. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital and are eager to get to your next appointment. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade. You return to your plane to find that the only scrap of shade within a mile has become very popular in your absence. You start calculating the distance to the plane door but then it hits you: Just what the HELL are you going to do - say "Shoo!"?

I've spend half a day on this webby, surfing through the trivias and stuffs. Im a hopeless addict to trivias.yes i know. Anyway credit should be given to them so heres the webby.

WARNING: DEFINITELY not for the faint hearted. NO, THIS IS NOT A GIMMICK TO ASK YOU TO GO SEE.IM SERIOUS. unless of course you love to see things like a half headed person, bodies get boiled, gruesome pics, blah blah blah.Hell, i didnt even dare see some of the pics. so visit the site at your own risk.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com

2007-01-02T05:00:00.000-08:00

New year came, 2007.

Say goodbye, 2006.

New blog outlook, new resolutions.

How i've celebrated, that you asked.

There was gathering, me organise.

Damn terlok, damn stressed up.

Planning for class, not easy.

Ass em Ass(sms), to many people.

Next month phonebill, dont dare see.

Ate at resturant, sibeh ex.

turn up only, 25 people.

"WALAU EH!", "WHERES THE REST?"

I organiser, they no give face.

Partied like mad, spent money like mad.

Met up with friends, all party-mad.

Drink and drink, and still drink.

Luck kee lee(luckily), im not them.

Most of them, drink drank drunk.

31st December, last sunday.

Met up with, baby's friends.

Andy, Zhilin, Jason, Kwan Kiat and Yu wei.

All are addicts, of lame games.

Played indian pokers, tio forfeit.

Had to pour, drinks for strangers.

"Its ok", i said to me.

Kenneth Lee, is luck Kee.

But suay suay, more forfeits.

All dumb acts, i've done all.

Didnt know baby, that cunning.

Ack Cher lee(Actually), ganged on me.

5,4,3,2,1.

Welcome in, 2007.

I looked around, all the same.

I smelt same, I looked same.

Whats with countdown, i dont know.

People say, its spair sher(special).

Well i say, its the same.

Tons of photos, lazy to upload.

Will do that, when im free.

When im free, i dounch know.

All i know, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

That pretty much sums up how i've celebrated my new year!
hows yours?

2006-10-30T21:21:00.000-08:00

THIS IS A FREAKING FINE VIDEO!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

In class now. Got to go! b4 my supervisor catches me.

2006-10-17T06:34:00.000-07:00

Strike of the boredom and a dash of whimsical sprinkle.

quick update.

-Celebrated MEI TIAN'S(BECCA a.k.a THAT BIG THING.) BIRTHDAY.
-Participated in latin closed cat. competition.(last lah)
-Met up with working colleagues.
-Worked in United World Colleage.
-School started yesterday.

Now its been slightly over a week since i've shifted house..
In this new house everything seems so.......

distant.

When you're bored, all alone in a new home, with no food and no one around. . . . ...

theres only one thing to do.

PIZZAAAAAA HOME DELIVERY!!

Canadian classic & Hawaiian classic

ALL JUST FOR ME!^^^^^^^^^^

This is....

Life. Ahhhhhh..

My room. as you can see, my room is super cramped up till the point i have to SIT ON MY BED to use my lappy. Its sad lah.

When i was small i was an avid collector of gundam models. i had a HUGEEE FRIKKING collection of it but my mom said, " CHOSE ONLY A FEW. THE REST, THROW AWAY!"

='(

Thats all i have to blog. i know my blog is getting kinda boring recently...'ctrl-c' that to my life too. sigh.. im thinking of closing this blog soon.

but thats just a thought for now.

bye guys. tc.

2006-10-09T03:45:00.000-07:00

busy busy busy!

I know i have not been blogging regularly, been busy with moving house. Didnt know there are so much things to do. ITS DAMN TIRING K!

Today marks the eve of my last day in Bukit Batok Central. 18 years of memories.really really fond memories. Its really my playground here at bukit batok.ahh well.

shant be too emotional about it.

Kok Guan and Kwan Zheng crashed at my new place a few days ago.hahah. Damn cool. Watched dvd, ordered food, slack, whatnots.

Loving it, especially when the entire new house is OURS.no parents. no siblings.

Here are some of the pics of my new house.

I wont take pics of the other rooms cause i dont want to spoil the fun! hahaha. All these are pics of my living room. Still kinda messy though...

got to go.

wait for my house-warming invites guys!

2006-09-26T19:22:00.000-07:00

Alas.

Work in Singapore Pools is done and i have ended my one-month contract.

Here are the PHOTOSS!!!
( well, i didnt take any pics of our office as i do not know if its legal to do so)

Our nicey nice manager, decided to treat us to Cafe Cartel on the last day.(During lunch break)

UNFORTUNATELY, we were ushered into a 8 seater table when we have 9 people and they do not allow extra chairs to be placed by the sides of the table as it obstruct the walkway.

WTF! then where to seat?!
And why give us such a seating arrangement when we have 9 people?!

oh. and their customer's service sucks. WE TOOK 10 MINUTES and yet have not gotten a proper seating, as no one really attended to us.

In the end. we all left. and one of our female friend told them (while walking out), "Your restaurant could not accomodate 9 people. We're going to another restaurant."

kewl man.

we walked around a little.scourge the nice restaurants.

and ended up in SWENSEN.

hahhaa.. we kinda had no choice..

Thats Jin Yew on left, Sebastian on right( dunno what the f hes doing)

Our nice manager, mel and yue yi on right.

me and mervin.

Jian Yuan.(Hes camera shy... NOT!)

*knife!*

half bodies.

I didnt take any pics while eating....

After main course came desserts!

Kelvin and me.

Cheers dude.

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Bascially i think this kinda group photo shots cant vary much from one another.Probably the only difference you'll be able to find is that if you take one pic and the next, you can most probably measure a 1.75 angular degree of miniscule change; add in a little expression change.and voila. you have another group photo.

The worst thing is that you'll end up with truckloads of these kinda photos.

Mervin the heavy smoker/"gambler"(*ahem)

We took 2 hrs to have lunch when we're only entitled to 1/2hr. hahaha.
Back in office. I took photos of the meeting room.

As usual lah. Trying to hide away from cam. Act what du3 shen2.

what can i say.

Im reading a book entitled : DECEPTION POINT by DAN BROWN. I have read all his works cept his one.

I kinda "LONG TERM BORROWED" it from the Singapore Pools internal library collection.=)

3 hrs later...

Im mesmerized by the captivating storylineee..ahhh.

Mad woman.

Ahhhh..i see a fine looking next-potential-to-be-in-the-IMF-management lad. Look at the camera if you want to rich, smart, charismatic, successful in career,abudance in happiness and have a ~~supermodel girlfriend~~ good future.

*Wish granted* * Sprinkle magical dust*

Speaking of rich. I've received an email few weeks ago. Take a look at its content :

This is a FRIKKING HOME to the family of......

Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi

*huff.puff.catching my breath*

Seriously. I dunno what the f that means. All i know is, if thats true, this must be one helluva rich man.
Oh. it has some uncanny resemblances to the Golden Horse Palace(Its a hotel) in Malaysia.Then again i might be wrong...anyway moving on.

Aladdin's backdrop set.

Its says in the ppt that this Audi is NOT painted silver but rather..its MADE of silver.hmmm..

That had me wondering...if its made of silver, wouldnt be too freaking heavy to even accelerate?

Rich bastards.

Since we're on the topic of opulent homes..i did a quick search on superhomes and the return results are mostly celebrities' homes. Found this webby with loads of celebrities' home from top view down(most celebrities would rather not let the media see the interior of their homes)but the right click function was disabled...=(

Not to worry! I've became smarter after my wish was granted remember? haha. Here are the pics!

uhm...nvm.

O.0! uhmm..errr...

Disclaimer : If you are age below 18, please exit immediately...

Actually i dont give a flying sh*t. Just dont say uncle Kenneth let you see this kinda pics k.

nice huh.

This book seems familiar....

alright. thats all i have for this post.
cya peeps.

Found this on the net, kinda represents me at the current situation.

sigh.

2006-09-10T07:13:00.000-07:00

*Clears the fuggin spiderwebs*

*Blows off the aged old dust*

*Sprayed air-freshener*

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done.

Been long since i last posted a post. Anyway a quick update. Im currently working for Singapore Pools HQ(THE 4D, TOTO ONE YOU TWITS) at Paradiz Centre.

Im appalled by the number of people who do not know whats Singapore Pools.Anyway, im working together with these 6 other people whom rawks big time. 4 from SP. 1 SMU. 1 SIM and yeah, me from NP.

I got this job thru a job agency and i must say the pay is very very good.Like most temporary jobs out there, the duties of this job is a no-brainer. Definitely not the kinda job that im looking for as my career.Sure go retard in the long run.I cant say what my job scope is about cause its PnC, all i can say is that.....

Im dealing with Soccer bets
No, i dont have any inside details if thats what you are thinking
Security is damn tight and there are so many frikking access levels
I see average Joes turning into millionaires overnight.
My working hours sucks(11am-8pm)
Im working 5 1/2 week
Once again, i dont have any inside infos.

thats about it. Its a one month job.ending at 23rd sept.

Next up,

HER birthday.

SEVENseptemberTWOzeroZEROsix.

The madness in him strikes again.It was a 4 september, a dreadful Monday. Kenneth was in his office, yapping away on the phone with his potential client. But his mind wasnt in sync at all. He was thinking of what to do for his girlfriend's birthday this year. Last year was kinda successful.All the little tricks, the fullerton restaurant surprise, the nicely wrapped royal velvet present, the composed music and letter all managed to creep a smile to her face with each succession.The ring at the end of the night gave a nice finale to her birthday.

This year was kinda fustrating.Even the first stage of asking her when she's free proved to be a difficult one. Eventually they settled on a date, Wednesday.

At about 6.30pm, after a nice dinner break with his colleagues, he decided to surf the net to source for nice places to dine.There were many nice places but eventually, he decided to settle on Marina Mandarin : Aquamarine.

'Ambience is pretty nice, and the buffet dinner seems to have gotten pretty good comments from food gurus'.

He dialed up the service number and was promptly attended to by a lady.

"I would like a reservation for 2 on Wednesday at 7.00pm under the name of Kenneth Lee."He said with gusto.After the operator took down all the necessary particulars, the receiver was replaced.

"Hey Kenneth! You're bringing your girlfriend to Marina Mandarin for dinner issit? I recommend you a nice place, Scarlet Hotel.Heard before?" A high pitched voice peirced through the office slience.

"No.Wheres that?", Kenneth said.

She swivelled her chair to the nearest workstation and went to the scarlet hotel website. By then, we've got the attention of all our colleagues.

It is a boutique hotel and of designer concept.

The Farcade.

The Lobby.

Kenneth navigated to the restaurant's gallery :

DESIRE.

DESIRE.

BOLD.

BOLD.

BREEZE.

BREEZE.

"Hey, the Breeze restaurant seems pretty enticing. Any idea how much it cost for the dinner?"He said.

"Nah...I've never been there, I've been pestering my boyfriend to bring me there but so far..zlich."The high pitched female colleague squealed.

Kenneth went for the phone set and dialed the hotel's number.A quick enquiry shows that a full course dinner cost much more than the marina's buffet, and this is only ala carte.Two restaurants to chose, one day left.

"This sucks." He mumbled.

He slept on the decisions he had to make that night.

The next day(Tuesday), Kenneth practically lost all mood to work. The afternoon crawled to the night. He was found surfing the same scarlet hotel website again.

"Oei, you guys think which will make a better choice? Scarlet hotel or Marina Mandarin?"

"For sex or food?" One asshole commented stupidly.

"You itching for a beating?"

"Kidding kidding.lac lac bro."

"Scarlet hotel."Most of them agreed.

"Alrighty..i thought so too."

That night, after work, he took the train down to Scarlet Hotel.

'There're necessary arrangements to be made.' He looped a little smile.It took him about half an hour before he found the hotel. Many caucasians are loitoring at the lobby and a Bentley sedan was parked infront of the hotel.

Pressure was very intense.

At least it applies for Kenneth at that time.

He mustered his courage and went into the hotel, up the to the rooftop, where Breeze restaurant is.

It was beautiful.

A female waitress attended to him promptly and he told her about his arrangements for tomorrow's night.The manager came out and took his order.He made his pre-dinner orders :

2 merlot red wines
2 perrier water
1 smoke salmon platter
1 steak
1 spring chicken
1 oreo cookie cheesecake brownie
1 small cake
+__________________________
One big hole.

After an advanced deposit for the Breeze's restaurant, a cancellation of aquamarine's reservation, he can finally sleep in peace.

They met up at about 6.00pm. Took a train down to Tanjong Pagar, and walked...

Shophouses...

not to mention some photo-whoring session.

Arrival!

Kenneth doesnt know who possessed Michelle at this point of time.

Wine cellar.

Took the lift up, and there stood the manager, waiting for Kenneth.Right on time, 7.00pm.
He must admit it felt kinda nice to have the manager of an uber nice, classy restaurant in a swanky, poshy boutique hotel, waiting for you as if you're someone important.

Then again. He's paying MONEY to this restaurant at the end of the day. Thats some customer service he should expect.

They were ushered to their 'designated seat'.

Soon-to-be-broke-guy.

First up, Merlot red wines.

smoked salmon platter...

Michelle has shaky hands.

sad to say, no pictures was taken for the main courses as both of them was to busily polishing off their plates. Their rating of the food? 4 thumbs up and 2 burps.

The dessert.

Lastly was the birthday cake, accompanied by a choruses of waiter, waitress and many ah mohs singing the birthday song.

=)

Failed attempt.

Tw'as!

Happy 19th birthday baby.

~THE END~

2006-07-03T07:09:00.000-07:00

This is it.finally. a post.

NOT JUST ANY POST.

but its...

THE POST.

why you asked.cause this is will be most photo-ladened, text-rich spillaged,most colourful post i've ever posted till date.

over 150 PLUS photos. so be patient.(note : i got myself a new digi cam but im new to it so some of the pics i took are either sucky or blurred.sorry about that.)

might as well go and prepare yourself some hot choc, some snacks while waiting for the photos to load.go now.gogogo shoo.

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got what you need? alright. let begin. the title :

AN OUTING TO SENTOSA WITH MY BABY!=)))

We decided to go sentosa on 29 June, since my girlfriend is a mountain tortoise as she doesnt frequent sentosa and doesnt know whats nice in there.

We met up in the afternoon and decided to take the taxi in.lazy lah...

i took this pic cause i wanted to see how bad is my right sore eye.apparently it isnt obvious but it was hurting my eye like hell that time.

4 bucks for 2 for taxi drive in...reached sentosa at 3.30pm.

We took the blue line to the beach station...and my dear gf doesnt know that different coloured coding buses meant different stops.And she ALMOST boarded an EMPTY coach bus, thinking it will lead us to somewhere. omg.

beach station...

off we go!

me wore boardshorts. she wore skirt.

The first thing we saw immediately was the skyride and the luge ride.Skyride was this bench kinda thing that you sit on and you'll be transport to the other end..much like the cable cars with the "cars" replaced by benches.
Luge ride would be like the Go-Cart. without the engines. Manual labour. haha..all the way downhill on this designated track. it seems uber fun lah..

So, you have to either buy their combo: one way skyride to the top and luge ride down.
or
a return skyride.(2 way)

we chose the latter.-.-

My gf said shes afraid of the luge ride.

yes, us again queuing up for the tixs.
btw,i think its my duty to let you readers know we're shameless cam whores so please be mentally prepared to see more pics like this when you scroll down.thank you.=)

need to queue up again. queue here queue there.zzz..

up we go!

thats the luge ride's tracks.

uhm...

smiley baby.

this is skyride.

and this is what we're sitting on.looks like those benches you sit on in a park huh.

What the?! Oei! come sentosa give grumpy face for what! SMILE!

gooooood girl. *pats on the head*

unsuccessful attempt.

ahh..better.

The ride lasted about under 10 mins or so...was pretty nice lah.

at the top these are the luge riders getting ready..I WANT TO RIDE TOO!!!
at this point of time baby finally felt like going on the lugeride but sadly, theres no one way luge ridee..crap sia. need to buy the frikking combo again. NO WAY! and we still got the stupid return tix for the skyride...

So we,
loitered there for a while.
Ate Anderson od Denmark icecreammm.
looked at the lugeride
sighed.
looked at the skyride.
sighed even more.

return trip.

at this point of time i shld ask you, whats the worst thing that can happen to you while you are on the skyride? nope its not power failure. not cables snapping.but its A FRIKKING IRRITATING BEE THAT KEEP BUZZING AT MY EAR TO GIVE YOU THAT SUDDEN JERK REFLEX THRU THE ENTIRE JOURNEY! ARGH!

i think i almost wanted to kamakazi and jumped down from the bench.

this is the part where the bee stop irritating us. baby was freaked out too.hahaa.

touchdown.

and off we go to the bicycle rental.This is the reason why we are in sentosa. I initially planned for us to go to East Coast park..but i think baby would find it damn far off. so i suggested sentosa since she rarely been to there.and oh btw. if you asked why not just cycle around the neighbourhood with our own bicycles?..

yes we do have our own bicycles but my baby cant cycle.hahaha.

so we rent a 2 seater bicycle.=)

cycled through all the beaches until we reached tanjong beach.

nobody...

its damn tiring to cycle a 2 seater when you know you are carrying a heavy load behind you and doesnt want to pedal the bicycle.hHAHHAHAHAHA...

us!

again

and again...

and me

myself..

us

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looked what i've found on the beach. a LIGHTBULB. now pls tell me why in the world would a lightbulb ended up here. i thought at least if i saw a condom or bottle..still explainable..but lightbulb?nvm.

birdie!

you got to admit i got good photography skills...

if you can see real good. its actually a bridal photo session.

returned our bicycle at about 5.30pm( we i only rode for like what, 30 mins top?)

took the tram to toliet.
bathe time.

after bathe...

me + digicam = truckloads of photos.

Whose that?!

Baby if you think you are a pig, please look up to the camera.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!! oh im damn bad i know.haha.

hyek hyek hyek. *sinister laugh*

Was about 6.15pm and next stop :

UNDERWATER WORLD!

damn ex. $19.50 /adult.

The last time i've been here was when i was a young boy. wondered if inside still looks the same not..

The first thing we saw was this touch pool. lotsa catfishes, small fishes, stingrays, starfishes...

stingray...

niceee.

this is a humongous uber frikking big fish.

issit called arowana? i dunno. such a pity the camera didnt do justice for the greatness of this fish. it appears to be kinda small..

yeahhh..this is what im talking about. the partial BODY.and the camera couldnt even take it all.

downstairs...

i saw this funny alien looking creature being sold at bukit timah there.Its called natilus. nice name huh.

crabs...

eew. i took this pic behind a glass pane but the photo looked so near

these are called rainbow crabs..i think these are the ones i've seen on the beaches..

hahaha...a crab humping another crab.dunno how they do it when they are all exoskeletons.

this PROUD CRAB seems to be seeking attention.i dunno why.everytime a visitor whips out a camera..this silly crab would extend its claws and show its magnificence.

or maybe its just trying to escape lah.

this is a claw.

OH SHIT!!!(*&@%##!!! its real btw. caught in japan.

seahorse! they are shy creatures if im not wrong..thats why no flash photography is allowed.

THIS. got to be the nicest pic i've taken. 2 seahorses.they apparently travelled in pairs.
do what you will with this pic. put as your desktop bckground or whatever.

jellyfish!

i wonder if they have any innards. if so, why i can see through them and not a single organ?

the travelator! i didnt know its still there. highlight of the underwater world.

shark!

c
cheyy.HOLOGRAM shark.

i remembered i used to laugh at the stingray's underside when i was small.
years later...

im still laughing at it.

hahahahahaha

ghostbuster spaceship!

manitinees(aint sure if spelling is right..)

well..thats the last pic of the underwater world..was pretty interesting and fun..abeit its a little expensive but nevetheless, fun.

time was about 7.30pm. we decided to have dinner at harbourfront.

i told baby i'll let her chose any resturant since shes so nice to me that day. but even before we could see what are the options of restaurants available..she chose sakae sushi.she said she was damn hungry.which is good to me cause sakae sushi is cheappp..hahah.

this is the photo.

that will make anyone salivate all over him/herself.

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sake sushi anyone?.

we are a very uber happy couple that day.=)
love ya baby.
without wax.

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1st july 2006(saturday)

i told ya it will be a long post...

after our dance class we went for a little ice cream near NJC.its super ulu-fied and unless you know that place..you'll never be able to find it.its where all the high end resturants are...

rows of restaurants waiting to suck you dry.

but we chose ice cream=)

nice place...

trying out the focus..but i just couldnt get it right..i wanted to focus on the ice cream..not the background.

this was where we dine few months back...at sebsatien.after that dinner,i had to eat bread with butter for the next one month.

going back home...

alright that all i have. super long post. and this is the second time i posted it up cause yesterday while blogging halfway i accidently deleted it again. so i cried the entire night and start all over again this morning.hahahhaa..

bye!

2006-06-18T07:10:00.000-07:00

A group of marine scientists once conducted a series of experiments with a tank full of barracuda. At first, they fed these fish their favourite food, live mackerel, every day for a month. Of course, the aggresive fish would devour the mackerel in an instant. Then the scientists placed a clear glass panel between the barracuda and the bait fish. As soon as the mackerel were lowered into the tank, the barracuda immediately moved toward them, smashing their noses on the clear glass.

The predators continued to attempt to get past the glass until, finally, they realised their efforts were futile. Then the scientists removed the glass and allowed the mackerel to freely swim. The mackerel, of course, stayed behind the perceived wall. And the barracuda, with nothing standing betweem them and their prey, contentedly stayed on their side of the tank.

The wall was gone. The barrier had been removed, but the fish still stayed in their newly created "cage". All the food the barracuda could stomach was just waiting to be eaten, but was never touched. The false barrier of past hurt kept the fish from making any move at all.

And that's just like us, isn't it? Though a life without limits await us, we often allow pass hurts and mistakes to keep us from taking full advantage of it.

Exceprt from 'Life Unlimited: When average just isn't enough' by John Bolin.

2006-06-14T08:43:00.000-07:00

LATEST UPDATE :

sorry i need to get this off my chest or i wont feel good.

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A HEARTLESS MEANIE SHIT THAT DOES'NT DO ANYTHING FOR THE BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY AND STILL NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.

such a girlfriend where to find ahh...

hahhahahahahahhahahaha....

im done ranting.i feel much better.

2006-06-12T07:21:00.000-07:00

Had a heavy brunch today...my family went for dim sum.

A HELL lot of DIM SUMS.

The rest of the dimsums got cut off. My camera couldnt fit all in.

Was nice lah..i mean considering that its only $1.50 per basket, we ordered like theres no tomorrow.The lotus rice was damn damn nice though..i wouldnt mind going back there to eat again.

i've pretty much slacked the entire afternoon off and decided that i should not be a lazy bum and idle the entire holis like that. So i went swimming at the safra club.weather was niceeeeeeeee.

on the way...

No one in sight!

changing up.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

While waiting for that jackass daniel...

After a niceeeee long relaxxing swim....

home.

2006-06-05T23:23:00.000-07:00

when i grow up,

i want to live in an opulent poshy penthouse,
on the top most floor,
with the city skyline view 360deg,
full length windows,
every fixtures will be nothing but the best,
each furnitures will be imported,
each of them unique,

there will be a glass piano,
by the window side,
overlooking the night skies of the city's glimmering lights,
and the reason im still living,
is cause i live for my passion.

-kenneth.

im inspired.(Yoshiki from X japan.)

2006-06-05T03:38:00.000-07:00

alright im feeling much better now.thanks for ya concerns my friends...fever has subsided. flu gone. headaches no more.dizziness not so frequent alr.

BUT THE FRIKKIN COUGH IS STILL THERE!!!!

dammit. sleep also cough. eat also cough.talk also cough. play game also cough. sometimes i wonder if anyone will cough so hard and so often that he got no inbetween-the-coughs time to breathe and die.

anyway i just got home from taking my first common test paper. was kinda easy though..but we'll see la.

Few days ago my dad got a letter from NP and it says that i've been skipping lessons. sigh...got a slight lecture from my dad after that.But really it isnt my fault that im skipping lessons,really! i mean....when you went for your first lecture of the semester in lecture hall and saw that it is packed to the brim , to the extent that there are even students sitting on the sidewalk of the lecture hall( 2 classes combined), then you started see fewer and fewer people in the lecture hall. people started to play the disappearing game. you should know that the lecturer sucks alr.

so after i got the letter i went for THAT particular lecture that i've been skipping... look.

-POOF- 100 plus students to only 13 students that day.

The asshole.face damn blur. my lousy phone.

-One of the very few and rare dumb student to go for this lecture.

so you cant reallllly blame me rightt?haha.

at other lessons i got so bored that i started making something out of nothing. like what i've done using only wires.=) so proud of ma self.

im still attentively listening to the lecture la.

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ohyeah. if you guys are in town, you all should go to paragon's SPAGEDDIES. try the Italian chocolate cake. rawks.totally. i brought michelle there and she gave 2 thumbs up, 5 burps, 6 farts and one big potbelly.

Its at the basement. its a pasta kinda resturant la. haven got to try their pizzas yet though.

Italian chocolate cake. DO NOT mistook it for the brownie icecream.

we had apple crumble too. they used oatmeals for the fillings inside. was ok la.They used french vanilla ice cream for both desserts.

thats all.

2006-05-31T20:35:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of updates.

Im officially sick. 39deg. last night was really the worst night ever.I had bodyache, headache, cough, flu, dizzyness and fever. how cool is that. I didnt even sleep.i cant even think straight now. going to clinic soon. till then.

2006-05-08T07:11:00.000-07:00

May 1st.

I decided to treat my family to Crystal Jade xiao long bao at Ngee Ann City on this Labour's Day.I chose town area cause i realised we haven been out together as a family for god-knows-how-many-years. The furthest we'd be out together would be West Mall, and it doesnt even count as 'going out' cause its only a bloody 5 mins walk from my home!So.

Reached town around 3pm and yes. i wasnt surprised at all to see the long snaking queue outside xiao long bao restaurant.It was a public holiday so you couldnt really expect much.

Took a queue number and the lady said estimated waiting time will be about 20 mins.

we wandered off to our own in Takashimaya to kill time. Barely after 10 mins i went back to check on the queue number and i saw my dad standing at the opposite restaurant, looking at the menu.My mom came by too at this moment and my dad said mummered something about the waiting time being too long and that its so crowded.i realised he doesnt like crowds. no pushing and squeezing with other customers. no waiting time. no struggling over the top of his voice to place his order. no xiao long bao.

He wanted: ANGUS STEAKHOUSE.

-.-!

before i knew it, we are already in the resturant. My dad said he'll treat cause its BLOODY EXPENSIVEEEE!!!! haha.

nice emmmbeeyoonnce. got one guy playing piano too.

starters...

i had tenderloin steak.

Dad and Mom.

After lunch, its off to shopping...

shopped ard taka, onto Wisma Atrium where my mom had to leave for her work.(damn sad la, working on labour's day.she had to cover for an employee who is caught stealing and subsquently fired.) After my mom went off, my dad, sister bro and i went to borders-->Shaw House-->Pacific Plaza-->CK Tang, where we had our dinner.(only 3 hrs after we had lunch.)

Island cafe restaurant.

sister.

The restaurant decor is of a tropical style and they serve savoury local dishes.
I'll let the photos do the talking...

The first time we went out as a family, shopped as a family and talked as a family.

Ate and dine like pigs.=)

I hope it wont be the last.
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Eddie reco me this viz. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-25T05:00:00.000-07:00

My friend send me this msg....

Do you know that on thursday, 4th May next month, at 2 mins 3 secs after 1 am in the morning, the date will be:

01:02:03, 04-05-06!!!!

OMG! i didnt know that!! This peculiar timing just so happen to be in our lifetime and will never happen again!

2006-04-24T20:07:00.000-07:00

ok, im using my dad's router to blog...modem still not yet fixed.

Im blogging with whatever pics i have.

1st April...
On 1st April(april fools day) was a super bad saturday.Some things just doesnt come right. after dance class michelle went lunching with her friends and i went home. Was at Balmoral Park when a cyclist collided with me. Dont ask me how i managed to actually NOT see the cyclist.i just didnt see. Fell down the wrong way and dislocated my right arm(again).argh. I swear my right arm is getting weaker.The worst thing is the cyclist just rode off. !$%!^(!$#!!!!!111

bought some delifrance bread from a supermarket and started walking back. yes walk.

The long longggg road ahead. but i love walking anyway so....yeah.

This is good shit. Ham and cheese. i ate the other buns and this was the last one.

walk, walk , walking....

walked all the way till KAP and took bus home.(caused im in a need of a toliet)

reached back home, only to realised my entire family was out.

and

i

forgot

my

keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can things be any worse?

Anyway michelle was nice to meet me afterwards.=)

2nd April

1st day at work in Canberra community centre(sembawang)
Was browsing through the books at SAM bookshop when i saw a few interesting titles...

"Naughty Tricks and Sexy Tips"," The Perfect Orgasm".

damn. they sealed the book.

Ended up borrowing the "Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown, which i subsequently took 2 days to read cover to cover. proved to be a good read.

Oh btw, do you know the times when you are taking pictures with your friends and you decided to tease your friend by making a V shape sign(with your fingers) on top of the victim's head?

Ever wondered where that sign originated from? or what it even means? or do you even KNOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!! i bet you dont.i bet you do it cause you hope your friend will look funny in the photo.

BUT that sign is the symbol for the...

"God of Fertility".

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!

yeah you heard me. F-E-R-T-I-L-I-T-Y. So what you are saying? your friend is fertile? omg. reflect pls.

ok. back to my job. its a mindless job helping people fill up their progress package and the workfare bonus scheme.

i dont even know how i managed to get thru the boring days.

22nd April
Went to NAFA for an interview ... to be a freelance writer!!!!=)

and i got the job! hahaha...i'll be working for an upcoming mag called "FLICK"(theres an underlying meaning in it.haha..bound to shake the foundation of the world if i tell you guys, so im keeping mum for now) Its a mag for designers, the creatives and the artsy-fartsy people. Anything thats creative in any aspect will be in the mag. i think the debut will be out in june(hopefully, if not will be in sept.)

very interesting day indeed.

23 april
Went out with daniel. He just booked out from camp and we decided to catch up on each other. Its amazing actually, how you see your friend since baby, to pubescent, to adolescence to now...

bald head, serving his country.hahaha...

ate at carls junior.(i think i mispelt it...)

lotsa ppl.

SIZE does matter.

thats all!

bye for now!

2006-04-23T04:06:00.000-07:00

yes yes i know..i have not been updating for some time...

this post..wont be a blogpost too.. its an announcement actually :

MY FRIKKING MAXONLINE MODEM DIED ON ME!

ARGHHHH!!! thus i wont be blogging or even going online till i got things sorted out.
dammit. tomorrow marks the start of a new term. sigh.BUT SAME OLD SHITS.

btw im blogging on 'borrowed' bandwith from an anonymous neighbour who careless didnt secure his/her SSID. yeah i know its an offence(read: today's newspaper). So im keeping this short and sweet. dont know when will i get d/c again.

till my screwy modem is up. sayonara.

-kenneth.

2006-04-12T08:55:00.000-07:00

OMG.

i just applied my ENGINEERING SKILLS TO GOOD USE.

i've fixed something.alas!

EDUCATION IS NOT WASTED ON MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-07T07:23:00.000-07:00

Been long eh , blogger?

While im stuck at some ulu-fied void deck of canberra community centre, drowing in the obscurity of the dim-ness only a half working fluorescent light could weakly emit, people out there are going to pubs and clubs, friends going to NS for their country calls, friends on overseas attachments and whatsnots.

YES. Im having a fucked up day.

couldnt get any worst.

Its totally ok with me that my watch died on me, thus being late for work.Upon reaching my workplace at sembawang, i realised i was the only one working today. For a GOOD 7 hours in near isolationism.Its ok. i can digest that.At 5 pm, i left my workplace for break. During my one hour break which im entitled, i was intending to head straight down to Toa Payoh to meet a friend and collect our allowance for our previous job we had. My supervisor called me during my journey to Toa Payoh. Said i was out for break and be back at 6pm.Once i stepped foot on Toa Payoh mrt station, a bunch of china-accented females approached me for donation. Seriously, im trying to save money here and i have no intent on donating. But its cause im WAITING FOR MY FRIEND! its not like i can brush it off and just walk off but im standing there! Reluctantly, i donated 4 bucks for some charity i dont even know or heard of.My friend ended up late. reached at 5.45pm.COOL. I have 15 mins left and that includes travelling time to the destination and back plus the 30mins journey back..Reached the meeting point at 6.15pm. i was thinking, no worries; the allowance im going to receive would easily compensate back for the loss time. We ended up filling up some forms and its compulsory for ALL OF US to sit thru a presentation of a new product they are introducing. Halfway thru my supervisory called again, asking where the hell am i and what time i'll be back.Although she wasnt screaming or anything, i could feel the trouble im brewing.

At 6.50pm the presentation ended.We then asked for our allowances and he said, " The allowances will be deposited into your online account as ECASH.Please log on to the website with your ID card and check that the credit is in it by 15 April.(note: ECASH is a form of credit to purchase their products online).

FUCK! THAT CALLED A FUCKING SCAM AND YOU'RE CHEATING PEOPLE MONEY!

We were totally taken back.None of us saw that coming. 100 ppl. None voiced out in protest.

My supevisor called again and i could clearly hear that she was getting impatient.I wanted to take a cab initially but the driver said theres a major jam at peak hour and advise me to take mrt instead. Alight at the mrt station and took the train back.

Reached back at 7.30pm. A frikking 2 1/2 hrs of break. Luckily my supervisor didnt appear angry or anything and she totally understood my situation. But still, she lectured me a bit on punctuality.

At 8pm, i received a call from one of my business clients. apparently theres some problems and as stressful as it is now, its pilling up, one by one.

Reached home, peace at last. or so i thought.

- i shall leave this content out-

im pissed. BEYOND PISSED.cause people close to you doesnt necessary means they wont bitch about you.

im sick and tired.

night.

2006-03-29T09:25:00.000-08:00

Gonna start work soon.Finally my job agency called me up and told me theres job available. I'll be working from the 1st of april to 15 april. working at.........

SEMBAWANG COMMUNITY CLUB!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-slashes wrist-
JUST LET ME DIE!

whhy so farr.!

They called it the Camberra community club actually.Anyway my job is rot my arse in the office and help people to fill up their CPF forms.working hours from 2pm-9pm! OMG!

digressing, sorry...
Note to business partners: Please take NOTE! my working hours are from 2pm - 9pm! i suggest we push it to saturday mornings at kap.msg me.thanks.

back.

so tml im going down to the CPF headquarters at tanjong pagar to have training.arghhhhhh..SO FARR!! SO LONELY! who am i gonna have lunch with? who i can talk to? what can i do?

the miseries. all for the sake of vitamin M.(money)

shit happens.

went down to esplanade few days back...
my hands got a little itchy...

and then...

snap.

nice lightnings made my hair looked streaked.=) so i took a little more...

uhm...

OKOK! i admit! im a narc can?!

later.

2006-03-24T08:19:00.000-08:00

Some things i just dont understand.

I just dont.I never will.

FCUK.

2006-03-23T00:34:00.000-08:00

lots of updates to make.

I've just finished my last working day at United World College. All i can say i is that, thats the school TO GO if you are single and flirty or just hum sup.Uber lots of eye candies.Xuan Feng and Kwan Zheng can vouch for that.Anyway our job scope is basically liken to a general worker.Doing those shitty stuffs like taking out the garbage(yes, that means throwing that black bags of rubbish into that BIGASS machine like the ones you at your HBD there), carrying heavy shits around the campus, setting up stages etcetc.our lists goes on and on.But luckily the company of people i have
is what makes it so enjoyable.=)

Meet a mother cat and her offsprings:

The mother at the center and the two kittens(brown and black sleeping).

They are used to humans touching them i guess.They doesnt seem to mind if you go near them or touch her kittens.

We all agree the brown one is adorable.

Oh btw, did i mention that the students there are frikkingggg rich? We have no idea to what extent of 'rich' till we saw with our own eyes.

-They throw their bags all over the campus.lying there.with.their.valuables.=.=
-ALL( i mean REALLY ALL) of their bags are of a branded shit: quiksilver, billabong, roxy, ripcurl, nike and adidas.THEY SETTLE FOR NO LESS.

Check this:

On the first few days, Feng, kwan zheng and me saw lotsa bags around.But we thought they all belong to someone.or so we thought.then for the next few days, we saw that the same bags are lying around.We decided to go around taking a sneak peek into the bags.we found: shirts, shoes, towels, cds, chess sets etcetc(all branded)...

Xuan Feng was eyeing on one of the adidas bag ever since the beginning and when it was the last day.the temptation grew.He asked how long have those bags been there: A WEEK OR SO.untouched at all.So he did the unthinkable.He took the bag.Well, actually hes not the first to do it.Many workers there also took many stuffs home.Maybe its cause no one claims it and since its been there for so long.Its not really considered stealing...or is it? i dunno.
Anyway in the bus we ransacked the bag and there were the usual goods: towels, cds, shoes, etcetc..

then he saw something shiny.

a nokia phone.

nokia 6101.

WA LAO!

AHHHH!!!!!!
with the batt all fully intact.just that its not switched on.
i guess the owner of these belongings must have gotten sick of his stuff and just dumped there to buy new ones.
Imgaine leaving your belongings together with your valuables there on the table where people will walk past everyday.NO ONE bothers to take it away.Maybe they think its pretty safe to leave their stuff cause everyone is rich.Why bother to steal when you can buy?

Ohyeah.We saw a black ipod VIDEO lying in the middle of the corridor.Just lying there.With people walking past it.it looks new too.

My god.Rich shits.

Went to Tea Party yesterday with kok guan and cheryl.For those who dont know.Tea party is a NAME of a bistro.Not the real party...lol..i used to get confused.

Its at bukit timah road, beside Cold Storage.Ambience is nice.very relax and chilled out kinda place.

Tml gonna work at SUNTEC! as the frikking promoter!

2006-03-15T05:03:00.000-08:00

Note : Im damn bored, thus this post isnt really much of a post.but read on if ya bored and have nothing better to do.btw, i WILL upload the videos of my tkd demostration soon la, just give me time...

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Once in a while, while im doing my daily activities, i will somehow ponder about random stuffs and craps...

These are some of my thoughts that defies against norm, social stigma, and social obligataries.
Have you ever wonder,

Who defines colours?i mean how you know green IS green or red Is red? what if im the creator of colours and says blue is yellow and pink is purple?Will people follow it just cause I said so?

What does a Bankruptcy firm do when THEIR company go bust?get another firm to do file their bankruptcy or do it themselves?loll.....

Theres a saying that goes,"No one is perfect."BUT theres another saying that contridicts it by saying,"Practise makes perfect." wth??? LIKE THAT MIGHT AS WELL NOT PRACTISE RIGHT?! WASTE TIME! Makes you wonder who the hell comes up with these kinda phrases?

Some religion believes in reincarnation.(im not trying to create blasphemy here, Im just thinking...no offense to anyone.)I was thinking about it and wonder, say reincarnation REALLY exist.And that includes the belief that one might reincarnate into an animal, insect, plant, etc etc.That would meant that this earth's population of living organism, no matter big or small has always been constant.one would die and reincarnte into another living organism.Now wouldnt that means everyone will have a "fixed slot" on earth for them? hmmmm.....

Thats all that i can thought of at the moment.
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btw, is it just me or why is it that every blog i surfed is about love, love, love? r/s la, breakups la, flirts and rendevous.whatever happened to the original purpose of a blog? ie, blog = online diary?dont tell me 365 days a year, everysingle day their lives revolves around that L?

shall blog laterr! i think.

2006-03-12T22:13:00.000-08:00

Saturday:

Woke up at 6.00am and went down to training grounds to meet up with my tkd club ppl.We are having demostration today at 1.30pm.The worst thing is that we have only like 1 and a 1/2 training lessons to piece all the event together:

-Creative poomse(freestyle pattern)
-Kum gang pattern
-Target kicking
-Pre-arranged sparring
-Unarmed combat
-Destruction

Although every was kinda last minute, lots of change but i think overall everything went nice.I shall upload the entire video clip when i have my hands on it.

For now, watch this viz.People who have learnt tkd will be very very familiar with this video.
click play and then pause to let it stream finish.

My tkd club:Shota Tkd.

After our each of our destructions of only 1 slab of block, our sir ended the performance off with elbow striking 3 slabs of block.=.=

2006-03-11T05:35:00.000-08:00

i presumed everyone is working now? sighh. almost all my friends are having attachments.The ones left on the shelves are us, engineering students.NO attachments.only FYP.utter bullshyte.

I've been spending most of the time trying to find a temp job.its harder than i thought it would be.No company is willing to pay you a basic pay when ya only going to work for a month or two and leave.Tried various job agencies, none of them have available part time jobs now.Still, im clinging onto the hope of hitching a decent job with a decent pay.I really really need the dough to sponsor my one week tkd trip to taiwan/korea in a few months' time.Although its like a backpacking kinda thing, im really really looking forward to it, especially when my folks have agreed to fork out $1k and i shall fork out for the rest.shall be a learning experience to visit other gyms and dojos to see their culture and tradition of taekwondo.

ok i digress too much.back to my jobless days.
As i was saying, I went around to find part time jobs but to no avail.Ok there are some, like a 3 day job or 1 day job but thats not enough.

Few days back, i was in the vicinity of chinatown for an interview and i think i had 3 interviews in a day.But the most boring thing is the interval inbetween.see, i dont mind if my schedules are tightly packed, cause i have nothing much to do. But when you have to find ways to burn 4 frikking hours before your next interview, you better have something thats time consuming inbetween!So after my interview at chinatown,i had 4 hours of break.this is what i do.

Finished interview at chinatown.
Strolled.Shopped.Sightseeing.(only 30 mins gone)
Unknowingly walked to boat quay.
Legs a bit tired.Went to the coffee bean there.

Nothing is better than having a white chocolate dream and a piping hot aromatic brownie by the stinky river and being jobless.It cost me 11 bucks. But i paid with Cashcard.(i dont like to idea of using my notes.It makes me feel as if im wasting money,especially when im jobless!No wonder credit cards are getting popular.)

Msged michelle(she was working and im very near her workplace.) to lend me the book she just bought, entitled"Barefoot Princess".how captivating.=.=
She likes fiction whereas i like non fiction.But i was bored so, anything to kill time.
This is the climax.I went to Macs.The countercrew saw me and said hi but i was walking too fast to notice so i didnt really responded.After that i went upstair to root my ass and read.yes read all the wayyyy for about 2-3 hrs.And i had a very very good reason to force-indulged myself into reading, cause when from where i sat down, a working attired female directly infront of me kept staring at me.and i mean, REALLY STARING!i really dont know whats her problem.But i didnt bother much about it.

soon, i was really indulged into reading, i totally forgot about her presence. Then about 5pm or so, after a huge neck ache from lowering my head for too long to read, i stood up and was about to leave for my next interview near funan there.

and.i.saw.her.also.standing.up.too.

ARGH!

she STARTS TO TAIL ME FROM BEHIND!bloody freakish. i feel so insecure,every motions, movement, every step i took , it felt like i was been scruntised through and through.after a few blocks down, i can safely conclude that shes following me.
then i decide 2 can play the game.

she wants to play the catching game. i shall play hide and seek with her then.

I suddenly quickened my pace and starts to maze around the blocks of buildings, alleys, and small roads.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA.it was super funny!

I thought of a plan quick and i start to faked a phone call to pick up the phone, and pretend i was in a rush. so i DASHED ACROSS A HEAVY TRAFFIC MAIN ROAD,cut through a congested human traffic flow,up the overhead bridge,went into Funan and out from the other, into an obscure building, went 2 stories up and exited from another side. and TADAH! shes gone.hahahahahahha.IF THIS CANNOT SHAKE HER OFF, I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

very fun actually.like primary school days.

i can finally safely proceed with my next interview.just in time.

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I will be working at suntec convention center hall (4 and 5 or issit 3 and 4?) from 24-26 MARCH.PLEASE COME DOWN AND HELP ME BUY A PRIVEILGE CARD! COST ONLY 10 BUCKS! and there are over 80 merchants endorsing this card.Im uber lousy at advertorials so please, just buy that goddamn card.
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Got to sleep early, having a taekwondo demostration near bukit batok CC here.Its from 1pm - 6pm. Its a RC(Resident Committee) event.theres one thing i have to say though.

Their organisation is super lousy.

Its supposed to be on 11th March(saturday).Which means i can go for my IVP tournament on 12th March(sunday).they then changed to 12th March, 4 days before the event.WTH?! and they dont even know the time we'll be performing.they just say our event will be around 1pm-6pm.They dont know the stage size, they practically dont know anything!So i guess everything will be kinda impromtu tml.But i must say our sir has choreograph a very nice creative poomse for us(freestyle pattern). Its with trance/new age music and its very refreshing.but then how will the audience view it is another thing. the other usual stuffs will be bricks destructions, pre arranged sparring , etc, etc...

Kinda sad that i cant make it for my IVP cause it clashes.One of my other sirs kept calling me to try to make it for tml's tournament.Says he'll sponsor the taxi fare if i can make it.He said im his only hope.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

i think im flying.someone please pull me back down to reality.

alright.nuff said.good night.

a CMI professional-wannabe photo.

2006-03-01T18:56:00.000-08:00

i know its been almost a month since i last update. so here it is.

Currently in the midst of having my exams.Friday will be my last paper and after will be pure bliss for 2 months.of course i'll be working too.As are out yesterday and from what i see, almost all of my friends did very very well for it.well, good for them.bad for us poly ugrads.It means having to complete with a high qualification paper for that particular job you desire.lest that will be the least of my worries now.

yesterday 1st march, a safra club just opened. went down to take a look and well....decide for yourself if its nice or not.

Bascially, its like a tropical themed club. they got this 4 stories high water slides...

ex-Fantasy Island's LAZY RIVER...

of course theres the basic ammenities of gyms, bowling alleys, ktv, clubs, arcades...etc.

will go there tonight to bowl with my friends, after my driving test!

WISH ME LUCKS! LOTS AND LOTS OF IT.heck, sprinkle the entire content of wishing dust on me can? cause i NVR STUDY AT ALL!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2006-02-11T10:13:00.000-08:00

I suggest if ya bored,wanna talk to god to repent your sins or just merely finding someone to talk to,then visit this webby DAMN INTERESTING!!

introduction:

Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
but you are a robot...
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
haha..YOUR COVER'S BEEN BLOWN! what a loser...
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. it is a loser.
Me:
!!! Ohhh boy.The limits of AI ends here.

Me:
you are crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
LOL!!!!YOU SICKO!

excerpt:

Me:
whats good night in japanese?
God:
The opposite of bad night in japanese.
Me:
what the hell?!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
argh!

After asking some questions like,"whats your memory capacity?","whats AIML?",etc etc...

I came to know that its memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

i also got to know that its running on AIML latest software...
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

It's memory has:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on. cool right?!

i decided to play around a little.IM SO FASCINATED CAN!

Me:
can you tell a joke?
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
that sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.

what the hey?!
A note of warning, dont piss it off.it might bite you back.take a look for yourself:

Me:
dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: kenneth called me dumb.
Me:
0.o!

Im thinking since im having so much fun...what harm can a little more question do right? maybe i'll pretend its a fortune teller...see what happens..

Me:
do you think i'll be lucky in my love life?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
HELL YEAH! I LOVE THAT ANSWER \,,/

Maybe a little GK question?

Me:
whats the world population?
God:
About 6 Billion people.
Me:
whats the population of singapore?
God:
100,000.
Me:
so far so good.(although i dont really know the actual figures....)

a little more harder questions...

Me:
Is the sun a star?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
HAHAHA! Strike one!

Me:
which comes first?chicken or egg?
God:
The red one, I think.Whats your sign?
Me:
Irrelevent answer! Strike two!

Me:
will my family be blessed with good health?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
BLOODY HELL YOU ASKING FOR IT ISSIT?! !U$@^!$@!$#^%$#!@ STRIKE THREE!IDIOT SHIT YOU ARE OUT!

there you have it.so ahead.try it.

This program should be taken with a pinch of humour.of course it not reallly God thats why pardon my crudeness.
btw,asking the same question several times will prompt you different answers.

2006-02-11T08:26:00.000-08:00

Sooner or later, my old,creaky bones is bound to break after all that extreme latin moves.But hey i didnt say its not fun.its FUN and i think everyone should try it.really.

Anyway the Os are out and i read from the newspaper about those miracle students are nothing short of sheer hardwork and determination, of which i definitely lacked of.As are gonna be out soon and i can almost see those people peeing their pants out.jitters written all over.haha.well.heres NOT wishing them good luck.why? cause i nvr once believed in luck. ITS DETERMINED BY one's steadfastness,hardwork and those midnight oils.If you know you've gave your best.lie back and reap your harvest. if not, well stop denying yourself in that delusion world of yours.

i know im not cut out for accademics, so im guilty of this crime too.sighh.

digressing,

V-day is coming. one of another initially-innocently-romantic-date-turned-money-suckers-expensive-day-ever. heres what i've to say:

Like many other red blooded men,i have never believed in Valentine day and much less the traditions that go along with it.No i dont have a problem with love per se,but i detest the concept that on just one particular day a year, roses cost five times more than they normally would and dinner at a decent restaurant is impossible.Love shouldnt be celebrated just once a year but it really should be a way of life,such that it is inherent - but not taken for granted - in everything we do.

there.

2006-02-09T19:51:00.000-08:00

alright.

its been darn long since i've last updated.so well...

Spend my CNY at my grandfather's house and i got to know 2 facts.

1. IM THE FIRST GRANDSON OF BOTH MY FATHER'S AND MOTHER'S SIDE.(WHOA, you can see how young my family and relatives are)

2. THIS IS MY FIRST EVER BABY TOY I GOT.

HAHA..still in MINT CONDITION K! my grandfather helped me to keep it all the years.apparently he said i used to bite the toy a lot and theres saliva all over it.ewww..but heck.after 19 years in mortal world. i got a piece of my past.

Tiac Pin's birthday BASH.(literally)

As usual.part of our tradition is to gather at Kok's house to celebrate his bday.

1/4 of the entire group...

had lotsa fun and screams.

Anyway happy birthday bro.

ohh..i was at funan eating sakae sushi buffet dinner and was at the bus stop waiting for bus when is saw something perculiar...
now please do not say im a racist but im just shocked.probably cause i've nvr seem something like this before.
before i continue...

NOTE: IM NOT A RACIST K! DONT MAKE ANY FALSE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME.

alright.i shall continue.
I was at the bus stop waiting for bus 174,minding my own business and i merely glanced thru my scope of view and i saw this...

at first glance, i dismissed it as nothing out of the ordinary.
then i took a closer look.

'

??!!! What the hey?!
THATS APPLE IBOOK!

i shall not comment further as i realised its getting very sensitive. so there. make your own conclusion. maybe the world is revolutionizing afterall.30 years down the road and singapore is gonna be a silver spoon.haha..currently the ratio of elders to youngs is 1 - 12. amazing right?? but the gap is gonna be smaller 30 years down.

ohyeah.check my colour contacts.greyy.=)

2006-01-25T08:49:00.000-08:00

sigh,..i lost $155 to blackjack. yeah yeah.scold me if you want, for being dumb.

anyway life's as usual, nothing much happening though...did some shopping and bought few clothings...G2000 is having promotions so i recommend there as the shirts are niceeee.

This shirt nice?(dun say i vain. i know its stupid to take photos in the dressing room but i just wanna see how it looks on me.)

Truth be told.im leading a double life. im actually an entreprising CEO in power suit.

I want to buy more shirts but im running low on cash. I need job reco. got a few recommendations from my friends already but im still opening my options for permanent part time jobs.if you have, please please contact me.

2006-01-08T07:22:00.000-08:00

Lotsa stuffs happening again recently.My exams are just over, had 4 papers of which i think i'll pass 2 and a 1/2 of it. im confidently sure i'll fail one of the paper and one unsure. ITS NOT MY FAULT K!

let me tell you why.

I went online to print out my exam timetable and i have this habit to study according to whichever paper comes first.I think this is the norm for everyone right? So i have 3 exam days : 4 papers.

1st day : i've studied. can pass very well i think.
2nd day:i've studied. can pass well.
3rd day: got 2 papers.one in the morning and another in the afternoon.apparently they cocked up my timetable and SWITCHED the timings for both.So i studied for the one that i thought was in the morning,and only briefly glanced thru the notes for the paper which i thought was in the afternoon.

IMAGINE HOW FRIKKIN SHOCKED I WAS WHEN I SAW THE PAPER.

i thought i sat at the wrong table. then i totally blanked out.sigh.my friends told me to go voice out the error laa..but well..i bet they'll say something like," You have more than enough time to make ample study preparations for your exams.Who to blame when you yourself ling2 shi3 bao1 fuo2 jiao3."

the thought of it just depresses me. And so although i studied for the afternoon paper, i was so so utterly depressed that i couldnt think straight.I guess you can call it a total mental block.
thus the 2 and a 1/2 pass ratio

I was bored today and so i type " interesting trivias" in yahoo.

Found these interesting facts...

1. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

2. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

4. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

6. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

7. A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva.

8. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

9. George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

10. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

11. Starfish don't have brains.

12. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

13. Every person has a unique tongue print.

14. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

15. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

16. On an average, 12 newbornswill be given to the wrong parentsdaily.

17. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

18. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system, a few ounces enough to kill a small sized dog.

19. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton . Before the 1950's it was made from Hemp. The stem and leaves of a marijuana plant.

20. Most lipstick contains fish scales .

21. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

22. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

23. Ketchup was sold inthe 1830s as medicine.

24. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

25. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

26. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

27. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

28. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

29. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

30.The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

31. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

32. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

33. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver!

34. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

35. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

36. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

37. Bubble gum contains rubber.

38. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

39. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA'

40. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

41. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

42. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

43. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

44. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

45. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

tml starting school..sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i dont want to face my exams paperS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-20T08:45:00.000-08:00

I found something interesting in my referrers.---> • http://www.google.co m/search?q=tehlan
??!!what the hell is this?! SOMEONE SEARCHED FOR TEHLAN in google and found my blog?!nvm.
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Been very busy these few days.didnt really have the time to blog.Lotsa big things coming up. I'll see how it goes. some updates:

-I backed out from the Spex Tkd tournament in the end.im damn damn disappointed.I think most of my sirs will too, be.I injured my left instep(dont know if i spelt it wrong)during a routine sparring 3 days before the tournament.Its the surface of your feet.not the underneath.Swelt up till kinda bad and was hesitating all the while whether would go or not.well. its over now.but i feel i've let my sirs down.sigh.

-Been elected to one of the NPTKD committee.Post are not finalised yet as the current committee have yet to access our areas of speciality to contribute to the club.I dont mean anything but i guess im just not into this whole committee thing. i just skipped an important meeting yesterday;think they'll screw me upside down.

-Common tests are drawing nearer and nearer.anxiety is there but i just have no and i mean REALLY NIL,ZLICH, moltivation to face the books.Im forseeing a dreadful month to come.

-Collaborated with one of my friends to do something together.Aint gonna tell you guys what is it just yet.Cause i aint sure if i should go for it.It involves money and im speaking about 50 odd grands here.aint some small shits.Thus im giving deep considerations.If it succeed, its the turning point. if not, well. just continue with my ever so monotonous life.

-Collaborated with ANOTHER of my friend to do ANOTHER THING.haha..this is wayy easier than the above one.

-Watch KING KONG today with my family.
alright im gonna confess something. I'll be realll frank. When i was in the transitional period of becoming an adolescence, i really hate going out with my parents cause of a few reasons :

- Shoppping.They shopped while we followed behind.Its damn boring.My mom and dad would be like picking and discussing which clothes looks nice while me, my brother and sister entertained ourself.yes we would occassionally go to the toys section in hope that we can persuade our dad to buy the latest toy.

- Eating.They'll never allow us to eat at Macs, or any fast food restaurant as a subsitute for a meal.Its always some crappy restaurants which i have to eat whatever is served onto my plate.

- Walking. I hated walking very much when i was young. we three siblings would complain, grumble and sighed like 2 old men and a woman.

Times have changed. In recently years, i discovered that my family hasnt spend any quality time together.each of us are always busy.The last time we went out would be when i was sec one.believe me.Now i loved shopping(ok,when shopping for my clothes la), eating at restaurants, and i absolutely love walking. i can walk and walk and walk and just admire the scene.was talking to my friends about this few days back and i kinda miss those young days...

2005-12-12T09:03:00.001-08:00

Found russell peters "Live In New York" clip at www.tian.cc website! Well,by now i guess many ppl would have known this very popular stand-up comedian for his antics of being a humourous racist. alright.nuff said.now watch.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Part 4:

Part 5:

2005-12-07T06:14:00.000-08:00

Life has been very grey lately and i shall say that much.poly studies puts me in a great deal of stress. not that anybody would read this blog i supposed.how ironic when the blogger himself doesnt blog much ,as to a starking contrast of malaysian bloggers and their revenue from AdSense.

im blabbering 'SIMS language' so please bear with it.

My updates/grunts/upcoming events...

i would very much like to watch Chicken Little and Aeon Flux.
Many many nice upcoming movies like "The Promise","The Descent","Zathura","King Kong" and"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe".
But sadly my current financial status allows only for 2 movies and barely enough to survive thru this winter month.

kok and i shall watch Aeon Flux.
Chicken Little anyone?

Also i've decided i should work during my 2 weeks holidays(15th to EOY) to generate some income for myself.A temp job or road show will do perfect.any reco pls tell me.

Im currently teaching my sister piano lessons.yes from someone with zero grade at music.hahaha.my mom wants me to do it k.

Im going taekwondo tournament again.SPEX TKD TOURNAMENT.18th december.at geylang CC i think.stupid ulu-fied place.Used to be at different stadiums or school halls.but dunno why the change of venue this year.

thats all.

2005-11-26T18:37:00.000-08:00

17 years came and went, as i now step into the legal age to watch M18 movies, take driving lessons, club, pub, drink,~~do majurina and cannibis, smoke~~ and no longer will i receive protection under the safe shelters of a teenager. im a half adult half teen now.

im independent.(yeah right.who am i kidding.)

Yesterday.(lazy to type out the whole day's progression, so only the main events)

Friday morning. woke up.gave baby pig a morning call then headed for lecture. friday is, in my opinion the worst day of th week.i have 2 practicals; one at 8am(freak!) and one at 10am. then lectures and tutorials alllllll the wayyyyyyyyyyyy to 5 pm.Damn sad right?! fancy going school on my bdae.i think NP should allow those birthday boys and girls to be allowed to skip their class for that day.at most we'll promise to not lag behind laaa...

so.

Fridays sucks.
but not this friday.
not on my birthday.
never.

Many thanks to my friends who msged and called me which ultimately flooded my phone and the battery died halfway.was pleasantly shocked that some of my long lost friends still remembered me. simple gestures will make me very happy, so as long the thought is sincere.
Eddie met up with me to pass me my present from liyu, cheryl, yuan jin and jia jun( i dunno who else chipped in and sorry if i didnt mention your name but thanks a million.)

so after my last tutorial i went home,bath,changed,eat mee sua(actually i dont really like mee sua, cause the noodles is soft, soggy and has a squishy feel that i dont like). Met up with daniel at orchard @ 6.15pm.He intro-ed me a eatery at lucky plaza that has nice food. sells chinese set meals with abalones, sharkfins and fishmaw soup ranging from $4.90 to $7.90.
very cheap right? abeit the portion is a little small.lest in my opinion laa.
proceed to do some shopping/walking ard/slacking after that.
left orchard at bout 9.30pm to meet kok guan, tiac and kwan zheng at Tea Party( Its a cafe in case you all dunno. and daniel thought i was bringing him to a party.lol.)kwan treated me to the food there and the CHOCOLATE OPERA RAWKS i must say.

Did i mention i got ganged up in class?bloody hell. in poly already. should be mature already yet still uphold such stupid tradition.who the hell invented such a cruel tradition anyway?!
i got whacked 18 times.On top of my bruises i got from tkd the day before after a sparring exchange of our best 3 fighters and woodland tkd club best 3.

Anyway yes i got physically abused in Np and kok, daniel they all still FORCED ME to eat a spoonful of SMALL chilli padis. they said

" GIVE YOU CHOSE! Either chillis or we -explicit content- ."
(some of you shld know what la. i shant go into details.)

i chose the former. cause i seriously think my body cant tahan anymore brusies liaaw.

rooted our arses there till bout 11.30 i think.. before we walked a little and went home.

Daniel gave me a quiksilver pencilbox and a birthay card(super sissified but hey, we used to send letters when we're in primary school cause we dunno how to use the phone(he lives 4 storeys below me) and thus its actually very heart warming cause almost no one nowadays gives birthday cards anymore) My brother gave me a box of Wall's viennetta,sister and mom bought me an apple pie cake,boardshorts,wallet and yes.
of course got $$.

thankss to my friends for the very memorable night.hope to do the same to you guys on your birthdays.=)

happybirthdaytome.

2005-11-10T21:01:00.000-08:00

im officially reporting sick today and tomorrow. i got it from my brother. My mom initially didnt want him to sleep with me for fear of passing the virus to me.But....he fell asleep in his bed in the end.( he sleeps beside me).

Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. i hate/detest/abhor falling sick. no wonder i didnt feel like going to NPtkd training today. guess i wont be going to my club's tkd class tml either. arGH!

im going to sleep. night ppl

2005-11-01T14:11:00.000-08:00

I was rummaging thru my e-mails, as usual, all those forwarded ones, spammers, and shitty ones. but i chanced upon this on and i think its funny.

oh btw : i have nothing against ANY religion. pls use your sense of humour to read this post. quite lengthy, so take your time..

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.

The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Peh to represent them.

Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk".

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Peh looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Peh pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what happened?. The Pope said, "first I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions."

"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us."
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us."

"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything.

What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Peh.
"What happened?" they asked.

"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving." "Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here."

"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine."

Moral of the story: Even dickheads have good-hair days too.

im off to cycling! HAPPY DEEPAVALI!

2005-10-26T17:04:00.000-07:00

For the past few days..i got only one word to sum up how i feel:

monotonous.

very very boringly monotonous.and dreadful. i REALLY idled my day away.watching the paint peel and the ants crawl. staring at my laptop mostly. and cause its the rainy season of the year. it friggin rained almost everyday!!!that makes going out all the most impossible.

anyway...we did celebrated Ronald's and Cheryl's bdae, couple of days back. very nostalgia.very. glad to see so so so many ppl again.these are my friends whom we have walked thru the secondary school lives together.ate at a chinese restaurant and it totalled to a $160 for 14 paxs.proceed to kok's house(as usual) to well...just rot and cut cake.Lots of fun.majongs, dota, blackjack, fighting(our favourite) and bashing up the bdae boy as well as hunting down the wild boar(kok guan) as a closure to the day. we had a video clip of the entire day and i tell you its so hilarious i think i should submit the clip to AFV(America funniest video). oh and if you are thinking what we meant by hunting down the wild boar(kok guan). its actually our guys' ritual ceremony. if you want to know what we did to him. dont. dont ask. trust me, you dont want to know.Li yu filmed the entire battle, and she was terrified while filming too..haha..

But nevertheless we guys(me, eddie, nic, ronald, tehlan, zhebin and feng) came out victorious, after 3 years of excuriating tormenting pains, bruises, and buckets of tears.

It took us 3 freakin years, 7 heroic soldiers to pin down a wild boar. bruises and battle scars will remain..but the main thing is...

we won.

HAHHAHAHAA.

Kok is gonna screw me like mad if he sees this.

k.. nuff craps.

thats few days ago..few days later im here.stuck at home and bored to the bone.

btw i realised my sister has the weirdest way of sleeping...

i was going to the kitchen to get a drink and i saw my sister sleeping in the master bedroom. well..not really asleep yet but just lying down.

i decided to scare her so i sneaked into the room and "BOO!" at her.

right at her ears.haha

after all the whackin i got from her for scaring her, she continued back to sleep. and i saw....

she sleeps

with

the

pillow above her head. as such :

i asked her why she sleeps like that and she said...

mysis:" cause the pillow covers your eyes. more dark then easier to sleep."
me: " siao."
mysis:" dont believe you try. you will have a more peaceful sleep."
me: " you dont mad la."
mysis:" you try la... but once you try already you cannot sleep normally already."
me: " huh? what are you talking?"
mysis:" cause you will addicted to it. i sleep like this for one night and i try sleep normally another night, i cannot."

-.-

so now she sleeps like an idiot like that.pillow covers face instead of the other way round.

ps : dont comment on my drawing! i'll pulverise anyone who does that. Shes more beautiful in real life.

2005-10-26T12:42:00.000-07:00

found something freakishly interesting while surfing net just now...

OPTiCAL iLLuSION!

Mrs Angry and Mrs Calm

on the left is the angry old hag and right is the calm one...

(bear with me..i know the pic is a bit ghastly especically when it compliments with my black background)

now.

view this picture again from a distance.

LOOK CAREFULLY to whats gonna happen to the picture..

They switch faces!!!

A quote from here

I do not know how they generated this fascinating image and have not been able to generate anything similar in Photoshop. I know it has something to do with 'low pass' and 'high pass' filters, but the details elude me.

CREDITS This illusion was invented by Philippe G. Schyns and Aude Oliva of the University of Glasgow. It is featured on this web page: http://cvcl.mit.edu/gallery.htm , listed under 'Dr Angry and Mr Smiles'. It is taken from Schyns and Oliva's paper, "Dr Angry and Mr Smiles: when categorization flexibly modifies the perception of faces in rapid visual presentations, Nov 1998".

2005-10-16T22:15:00.000-07:00

went party-world-ing today with kok and his gf and tiac.

tiac got some voucher for party world and thats why we decided to go.
i like singing,especially english songs,and those popular chinese ones but theres one very big ,major hinderance.

im tone deaf.

yes you heard me right.tone deaf. i cant sing to the exact key of a note and lets not even talk about the pitching aspect.it sucks yes it definitely does.but i know im off tune. i can listen to myself and the song and know im not in the correct key, but i just cant harmonise with the note itself.
and whats more weird is that i can play to the tune of a song onto a piano just by listening(yes im not shitting you. i can.)

definition of tone-deaf :

tone-deaf (tndf)
adj.

Unable to distinguish differences in musical pitch.

so i cant sing for nuts and i suck at it.ARGH!

but we had helleva fun in there. hahaa..we rap,sing,shout,scream,act-pitiful-singing,deep-bass-singing etc, etc.damm fun la.

but sometimes i think that ktv bosses are money suckers.

check this.

3 glass of beverages : $7.00 each. = $21.00
1 small pathetic platter of fruits = $6.50
2 bowls of titbits = $7.00 each = $14.00
3 towels = $3.60

plus tax here tax there...

total = $ 52.00++

screw partyworld.

bloodsuckersss....

anyway, after we finished fighting with the ktv bosses over the ridiculously overpriced costs, its was about 5 pm, and we proceed to suntec for...

NYDC!=)

my fav chillout. im a regular there.haha..tried all the mudpies and some of the cakes already.

after trying most of the food there, i dare say that the baked - rice are a MUST TRY. If you want to play safe, try the hawai'an baked rice, not pasta cause the pasta sucks.(purely based on my opinion.) elephancino are for those friggin thirsty but doesnt want to spend much money assholes.(kidding,kidding.) but seriously NYDC are more renowned for their speciality of desserts.

nuff advertising for nydc already.

we went about walking, window shopped a little before we head home.

2005-10-12T02:40:00.000-07:00

alright im gonna rant.

i really hate people who freaking seek pleasure behind the backs of that blissfully innocent boyfriend/girlfriend.The newpaper recently reported about this indian guy who got cheated by his lover and apparently, she has SLEPT with many many guys around.Thus, he stabbed her,in frugal hope that he will feel better, cause he wont have to worry about those acts of infidelity haunting him..

i have friends who are swingers, heartbreakers and those that can never settle for one female companion AT ANY ONE POINT OF TIME.

talk about scums.

i even have a friend who visit prostitution behind his 5-years-long-girlfriend.

i've came to realised that cheating spouses has cumulated to one of the top reason as to why relationships/marriage fail and crumble.

they seek excitement, and the pleasure of being loved by another guy/girl. cheap thrills, but happens all the time i noticed. depending on the characteristics of your partner, some requires you to express your love to them every now and then. yes they know you love them and vice versa. But affirmations are needed. to affirm their assumptions. When one partner doesnt feel being loved anymore, tendencies are that he/she will stray. im not generalising here, and im not saying its a fact,just a likelihood. i read about this somewhere.

Guy and Girl WERE together, once.

In the wooing period,the guy did all the work of flirting and winning the girl's heart, and would even go that extra mile to please her."its worth it", he said.
The girl reciprocate the love with little hints here and there.talking late nights, meeting up regularly,finding every ways and means to meet up.
Finally got together.They would naturally think they that they are the luckiest couple on earth.practically did everything together.they were inseperable.little surprises here and there to keep the r/s exciting.
went on like this for the first few months.
after which the guy will start to get lazy.Spending lesser time, less surprises,hardly chat on phone."Very busy,got other important things to do"he said.
Guy would think that the girl is in his possession and HE controls over HER.
when girl briefly talks to a male friend or sits beside a guy during class, guy would think that the male is hitting on her and get angry, thus he tick girl off and tell her NOT to meet or talk or contact that guy ever again.
but girl ultimately loves him a lot.so she gives in.
little did he know, the girl hardly ever felt loved anymore.she would then think back on those first few months where flirting and cuddling each other are a norm to their inseperable days, those little things, surprises.
started quarrelling over petty issues, eg : unattentive to partner, spending less time together, no longer the person i knew, blah blah...
guy slowly loses interest in playing his part in the r/s. and when another desirable female cross his path. He flirts back.
thats when the trust is broken and everything seems so wrong. the female and guy started an affair behind girl's back.
guy would think that he can keep things under wraps and as long as they dont go to crowded places where they are easily spotted, nothing would leak out to girl's ears.
as an adverse effect, the r/s got so strained till the point quarrelling becomes a habit.
girl would question about guy's whereabouts and he seems reluctant and hesistant about his answer.
girl get suspicious but couldnt do anything.hes just isnt the guy she knew no more.cries to sleep every night.
one day the guy and female went out, got caught by one of girl's friend.
girl learned about the cheating, but doesnt believe when her friend told her.
check guy's hp and saw those sms-es female send him.

broke up.
"i regretted" he said.

very typical right?

what you should have learned today :

-dont steal ppl's partner.get your own.
-dont flirt with someone else spouses. especially your friend's!! its almost alike to committing incest.
-dont assume he/she knows you love him/her.yes he/she knows but love needs to be "renew" regularly by simple acts.
-when he/she talks to a opposite sex, DONT ASSUME THAT the opposite sex is hitting on your partner!unless they flirting laaa...(lol....some ppl are like that.insecure.)
-dont send out the wrong signals to opposite sex if you want the current relationship to last, always think of the consequences.( i read this off a mag.)
-theres no social obligatory to a r/s.
-most importantly,
trust him/her, with all your heart. even doubting him/her means the trust is broken.

ok la..nuff crapping already.

after typing this post im starting to miss her already.ahahaa..
though neither she nor i did publicly blog about us, i shall make this bold move to say:

im still that guy who blushes on V day when he gave you flowers,hiding behind that bus stop.

im still that guy who trembles like a freaking shaky twig when he said " be mine".

im still that guy who could lend you his shoulders to sleep on when in bus.

im still that guy who called you a "egg head" when you got your hair rebonded.

im still that guy whom you called "pineapple head" when i got a haircut.

im still that guy who played piano infront of you.

im still that guy who is always broke at the end of the first week of the month.

im still the guy whom you told me about your dreams of owning a piece of paradise island.

im still the guy to tell you to carry on dreaming.

im still that guy who stole the last packet of your favourite tibit that my sister was aiming for,from my house to your bag.

im still that guy who gets to hear your mom's nagging every night when talking on phone.

im still that guy who just wants to say : ilub.=)

night.ZZzZZz

2005-10-06T23:00:00.000-07:00

got my results back today..well..luckily for me, i've passed all.Average passes la.

the education system in Sg is a vicious cycle and its a fukked up system that we all invariably MUST abide by it.

The first ever exam i got was when i was in Kindergarten.yes. it was fun, and wayyyy relaxing. tell me,when in your later part of your life can you go to place and colour pictures, listen to stories, watch educational videos, and drink yakult(i dunno why but they forced us to buy them on monthly basis), and have no homework? but one thing i dont like was that the teachers made us have playtime. and what do we have to do? We have those fake kitchens cubicles, playhouses, whatsnot and play masak masak(those plastic thingy you played with when ya young...). we have to interact with other kids and usually you can find me sleeping inside one of the playhouses.

i realised as i grow older i got more stupid.

noticed this trend.

the only time i got all As....was when i was in primary 1.

Primary 2 : i got one B. all As.

Primary 3 : i started deproving. got 2 Bs and 1 C. My mom shot me when she saw the result.literally.

from primary 3 i started averaging a C to B.

the only moment i did pppreeetty well was in pri 6. i topped the class on maths. but i freaking failed my chinese.( i suck at that).

my mom dunno whether to be pissed or happy.

isnt it unfair why some ppl who DOESNT study AT ALL still get good grades? i mean i have friends who stares at the computer screen all day long, gaming and gaming and gaming.and when exams are near. they merely flipped thru the textbook and voila! they got As.

sickening.

and yet some ppl mug like shit and get shit grades.

maybe their way of studying is very efficient.maybe they reaaallly pay attention in class.maybe their memory absorbing power is the key. why dont i get good memory power? or a born genius?

i see my grades and that slams me down to reality.sigh.

all these just cause of a silly paper that can be easily bought in the black market.yes. i know ppl who did that, and breezed their way thru education.

anyway next sem. new modules.new opportunities to do well.all i need is some determination and perseverance(and some kisses) to achieve that.

ps : i did something very VERY bad and i wanna say sorry to that person. hope that person reads my blog which i think she will.
no its not my baby but she knows who...

2005-10-03T22:11:00.000-07:00

its been 2 days ever since i've completed my job contract and i have been slacking thru this 48 hours too.seriously, although slacking and rotting is one of my favourite hobby, i feel the need to be productive this holiday. i dont want to be idling my life thru this one month and start school again.
but i just cant see what i could do this holi....

random feasible examples:

-start a regular exercise regime?

-get another job?

-~~study and catch up in my studies?~~screw it. im not cut out for academics.

-perfecting the art of ~~DOTA?~~ playing piano.

-read books eg, novels, sci fic, blah blah...

-watch all the movies.

-spend more time with ~~all~~ my girlfriends.

-go on a vacation?

-start playing an mmorg game? eg MU, CO, RO, A3, Maple...

sigh...the list goes on.

Quote of the day : Its a guy's obligation to stick his boneration into the woman's separation which the peneration will increase the population and save the generation.=) kidding kidding...

2005-09-30T21:55:00.000-07:00

Today marks the last day of my work at iDA. my one week contract.my job started out to be quiteee fun...but when repeitition sinks in, its kinda monotonous going thru day after day.

some weird and funny things i've noticed today :

i was on my way back home after work and was on my way up the escalator(know that bridge outside suntec city that leads to the other side of the road?) and i saw this guy giving out free tissue packets,basically promoting ppl to kick the habit of smoking. and ON THE OTHER SIDE of the down escalator...

guess what i saw?

a blind man selling tissue packets. -.-

and while waiting for the bus...i realised was at the edge of the "rain".damm strange la. its like you see on one side got rain,then on the other side, no rain.

____________________________________________________________________

Anyway i was on the bus home yesterday from esplanade after work and i was watching the CNN on mobiletv throughout the entire journey. im not really an avid freak of current news around the world, not like it concerns me either,but i realised something...

(btw you can skip this post if you want.im gonna talk "world news" language.)

i could almost forecast that the extinction of humanity will be caused by the single most threat that has been always amongst us.

yes.us.humans.we'll be the cause of our own extinction.

let me show you how our earth is dying...

i remember in the past, when i was in primary school, i would dread to wake up in the morning session.cause the weather is so so so ffreakking cold. when i got our my bed. the bloody floor is cold. the air is cold. and i hated walking to school in the morning.cause i will always, ALWAYS ALWAYS catch a cold. its like im allergic to cold or some shyte.cause the air is so cold, i would wake up, wash up, and go back to bed again.cause the bed's already so warm and nice.

today mornings are no less different from an afternoon. i feel no difference. i dunno about you guys, but i think its cause of that bloody hole in our ozone layer which is expanding exponentially.

reason : cause we spray too much CFCs and pollutions.Mother Earth is dissed. do you know without the ozone layer, we can see thru the atmosphere and into the stars? ever seen those sci-fic flicks that shows a group of astronauts on the planet, moon, asteroids and look up into the space? yeah.uber cool right? when we can see that kinda shyte up above, we prolly be saying our last prayers too.

then next comes that irritating 9/11 idiots. they really have nothing better to do then to hijack and crash into the twin towers. dumb shits. little did they know that by bringing the twin towers to its rubble...it will greatly affect the economy market,prices go up and now, when they are already living in a 3rd world country, wouldnt that be like stubbing their toe too?

after that comes that london bombing.bah..imitation.

then it was the katrina hurricane...

followed suit was damrey...

now its dengue...

the list goes on and on. so now you see? soon arh,give or take another 200 years, when fossil fuel will also be depeleted in 50 years' time...i dunno whats gonna happen.

2005-09-22T21:24:00.000-07:00

was too tired to blog yesterday. fell asleep almost immediately after i reached home.

yesterday was very dull,monotonous anyway.nothing much to blog about.called upa few companies and talked to a few MDs(managing directors).did a lot of adminstrative stuffs.

today was the day i PERSONALLY went out to each and every company that has stubbornly refuses to either, pick up my freaking call,
reply to the countless mails we've sent,
couldnt give the shit.

today morning...reached office at 9.00am.tired.

lift lobby.

in the lift.

entrance to my office.

tadah.

toilet.

my neighbour's desk.

my desk.

and the first thing i see in the morning...

a freaking pile of work.

after settling down, about 10.15am. i embarked on my journey to find those companies...

nice weather.

went to Gateway at bugis there to look for a company, only to see that the company's been taken over my orynx.dammit.waste time...nvm, forgo it.took train down to Chinatown to find another company at mosque street..same thing.close down again.ARGhhh!!!..so suay can!btw i didnt know chinatown there so many things to see.can feel the rich varieties of cultures there. went past chinese temples,indian temples and those shophouses.many many tourists la.got koreans,japs,americans,and i think i heard french ppl talking too.

time was about 12.00pm.covered 2 areas only. next destination : GENTING LINK.

what the hell?

got such place meh?

nvm..go there then see.took train down to Aljunied. did not know where to alight but the bus driver was nice enough to tell me when i've reached the place.it was an ulu-fied industrial area.
walked and walked and walked.cannot find that damm place.theres genting lane,genting road but no genting link!!!

no sign of that genting link...

but ultimately, i still manage to find it.

damn place.

went in,spoke to the MD and he was kind enough to provide me the info without hesitations.very successful.

but when i came out of the building...i saw.

ARGH!!!!! OF ALL TIMES!!! IT FUKKING RAINED ON ME AT THIS TIME!i cant believe it la.

i got stuck at the building lobby, hesitating whether to wait for the rain to stop, thus leading to wastage of time and delaying of work.OR i could make a dash to the nearest bus stop.i chose the latter.

waited at the bus stop for the same bus back to Aljunied.theres only that one bus anyway.so i waited.

and waited

and waited.im the only one waiting at that pathetic bus stop

and zzzZz...

it came only after 30 mins of waiting.-.-and guess what. IT WAS THE SAME DRIVER EARLIER ON! hahaha..damn embarassing.he saw me and laughed,asking me if i've found the place not.lol...

and i continued my journey on...

went to Paya Lebar.needed to find a road called Ubi road..-.-another crappy road name.

too bad the MD was out of town... so i passed the survey to the accountant.

next stop: tanjong pagar, add : 10 Anson road.

freaking tired already.walked and walked so much.

walked around...

asked for directions...

and it seems like no one knows wheres 10 anson road.!so i called back office and i was right.

zzz.

no such add as 10 Anson road.the manager of that company gave wrong add. but luckily my colleauge helped me with the survey over the phone.so no need go there alr.

almost got lang-ga-ed by taxi.haha...

slacking at a music shop.

time was about 4.00pm and if you realised, i haven't had lunch! So decided to eat at marina loft,foodcourt.

walked to there.

from city hall la.

new stall at the foodcourt there.got sell pastas.

black pepper chicken backed rice was ok-ok,considering its just $3.50 for a set.downside was that it stopped short of the usual "piping hot" baked rice.

went back at about 5.30pm.need to report back to office for some admin work before i can knock off.

thru marina square.

past millennia walk.

reached office,did a bit of admin,slacked,read newspaper, and knock off!

finally.

in the bus...................home.

bye bye.

2005-09-20T18:20:00.000-07:00

i've been damm lazy.

especially when i've finished my exams. always the norm.least for me to speak.

well...over the past few weeks,i've celebrated baby's birthday, mugged like shit(ok maybe i did still play games) for my exams, stayed over at eddie's house with kok, feng, and nic(damm damm fun,but after that,our body clock all gone haywire).

tml i will be taking on a new temp job working for the IDA;Infocomm Development Authority of Singapore.my workplace is at suntec city there,tower 3(which is friggin far la).although its kinda cool to mixed around with REAL working adults, having my own cubicle cell,my own desktop,etc,etc...

the pressure is very very tense there.i can almost taste it.trust me. i smell politics and bootlicking the moment i went in there for the interview.anyway im working for only a week.

my job scope? let me break it down for you.

you see, few months back, IDA sent out survey forms to many coperate companies(MNCs AND SMCs).the response wasnt really that good ie, survey forms not completed, not filled up at all. IDA HR dept called, e-mailed, fax, etc.whatever means of contacting them to fill up,they done it all. but to no avail. forms are either not yet returned, or not completed.

The reason : sensitivity issues.

some of the questions require them declare their annual financial net profit,loss,actual manpower, and shits like that.and its COMPULSORY for them to declare it to us anyway.
these forms will then be calculated and announced at actual statistics.

i bet the real reason for this assignment is acutally to sniff out corruptions.HAHHAA.

so here is where i come in.

I, one man army, shall GO OUT TO THESE FREAKING GOD DAMN COMPANIES AND MEET THOSE CEOs, (VICE)PRESIDENTS, etc to personally PERSUADE them to fill up that idiotic piece of survey.

very dammit right? its like sending a scapegoat, or a mouse, or a meat to the lions' den. IM CLEARING UP THEIR MESS!i have 20 odd 30 odd companies to visit in a period span of 5 days.
that will calculate down to at LEAST 4 companies per day.

lets see,

simple arthmetics.

4 companies/day.
i work from 9am-6pm.8 hours to work with.(excluding 1 hr break)

8hrs / 4companies = 2hrs per company.
and that includes travelling time too!!!arghH!!yes,though my travel fee will be reimbursed, but imgaine one company at pasir ris and another at boon lay.-.-

anyone wanna accompany me thru the rides?

one thing i had to keep in mind too. BE NICE TO THEM.they are ppl in power suits and thats not for show only. they have the POWER to press you down if they want.

picture this.

receptionist : hi, welcome to singtel.How may i help you?
me : hi,im from the IDA. i would like to speak to the director in charge please.
-mumbling thru the intercom-
receptionist :ok.take the elevator to the 76th floors.hes busy so be quick k.
me : ok thank you.

-reached 76th floor-
-knees weakened due to bloody high floor i went-

me : hi.im from the IDA, kenneth lee.i would like to speak to your with regards to the survey that we've send you few months ago. do you have some time to spare?
director : ok,but hurry up.i got a plane to catch.

-took out the incomplete survey that singtel didnt complete-

me : ok, may i know whats your financial status at the moment?
director : uhm..pretty well.
me : ok.then whats your annual net profit?a rough gauge will do.
director : sorry that P & C.
me : with all due respect, but this information is needed by the IDA and every bit is important and necessary.
director : im sorry kid, but no,cant do.it will adversely affect the market if i'd to disclose it.can you skip this question?
me : no, cant do.we need the information and please cooperate with us.
director : you saying im not cooperating enough is it?!
me : yeah! else why dont you dare disclose it?! and look at manpower section, you keep cancelling here and there. trying to make us confused is it?!

-director mumbling thru the intercom-

-2 security guards came and arm locked on both my arms-

me : you despicable old pig. resorting to violence over a simple question.*spit*corrupted singtel.more like pigsty.
director : throw him out!

-director talking to his righthand man-

director : do a check on him.if he subscribe singtel.overbill his charge from now on.spread the news to the other telecom companies.

smirk.

ps : i have nothing against singtel.really. i dont want to be the forth person to get sued for defaming.

2005-09-09T11:13:00.000-07:00

Now its 11.00am and in 3 more hours, my first paper/exams period will official commence.
i hate waiting. AND I so bloody hate it when i wake up to the same syndromes again this morning!!!ARGHHH!!!!(refer to previous post)

ITS ALL MY YOUGER BROTHER'S FAULT.

i'll tell you why...

yesterday, after hanging up the phone with chelz at abt 2am. i went back to my room,switch off the lights and ready to tuck in for the night. my brother's still playing computer games at my dad's room and came in to our room shortafter.i was having random thoughts about the exam paper im gonna sit. And my thoughts was disturbed/abruptly interrupted by the blinding white light. My brother friggin turned on the lights when my eyes had already gotten used to the dark.damm damm pain. and if thats not enough...HE WENT ON TO PLAY HIS GAMEBOY ADVANCE!!!ArgHHH!! couldnt get any worse.

I had to endure god knows how many hours of the white light while trying to get to sleep. I didnt sleep THROUGHOUT the entire time while my brother was playing GBA. I juts couldnt sleep with the lights on. and i remembered vaguely that i saw the alarm clock and it was about 4.00am.

FOUR AM IN THE MORNING!!! I wasted 2 hours of precious sleep just like that. and i wasnt even sure if i really slept at 4am or later.

im

pretty

screwed.

bye, gonna have breakfast and calm myself down in preparation for my upcoming examination.

on a brighter note to myself,
i should be glad its just a semestral exam,
at least it beats the stress of anticipating the arrival of the As. poor thing. hahHAhahaa.. =)

2005-09-07T00:55:00.000-07:00

alright im gonna yap. so if ya wanna alt- f4, this is the time to do it.

not like theres anyone reading my blog anyway.i didnt tell anyone about this though its a public blog.so if anyone is reading other than my darling baby, you've stumbled upon here by chance didnt ya?i created this blog again is cause i need an avenue to channel my daily crappings out.but its seems that i have no time to blog either.irony you say?

anyway, im sick. or so i think thats what my body is trying to tell me; a way to tell me that DOTA is sliently decomposing my body immunity system.. i really really need to study but temptations plastered everywhere. and what tops the chart?yes.DOTA.

yesterday played with my friends till 4.30am. screw it. i was literally sleeping on the desk while waiting for the game to load, and while i knew i was feeling super duper drowsy, my friends always have their ways of coecering me into submitting.power of peer pressure.And we were saying that today MUST die die really mug for our upcoming exams.

today i woke up at 12.30pm.dont you hated that feeling when you opened your eyes and when you moved your body a little, you ache all over? yes.today i woke up to such a circumstance. i was feeling super horrible. body aching all over( i dunno why), flu, blocked nose.dreary eyes.throbbling headache and a slight tint of dizzyness. in layman's terms : i feel weak/sick.

i thought it these symptoms would subside when i settle into the afternoon day.but noooo....when i REALLY GOT MY ASS PLONKED DOWN onto the chair..and took out my engineering maths notes and revise.. my head hurt like shit.thought to myself"nvm its ok..try harder to concentrate." and the next minute i found myself lying on the bed, surrending to the comfort of it. while lying,eddie called and we talked for a while. i told him that yesterday dota was a killer to my health.sighh..he told me something thats kinda true. "when we are dota-ing, we perserve despite tired, or sick.but when really want to study, hah..you feel DROWSY ALL OF A SUDDEN! then you feel a little sick, dizzyspells, migrane, headache and all that crap starts kicking in."

couldnt be more true-er.

alright im tired and sleepy already.night..

2005-08-22T20:02:00.000-07:00

Today lectures was pretty much a breeze.But hell,that doesnt help me much in lightening up my bloody mood.

dont start.dont ask.

CCT are coming,following suit with a final year period.

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED :

1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.

2.If you farted consistently for 6 years you will have enough gas to produce the energy of an atomic bomb.

3.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feets.

4.A cockroach will live for 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

5.Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories per hour.

6.The flea can jump 350 times its body length.Its like a human jumping the length of a football field.

Re-Birth

2005-08-05T18:28:00.000-07:00

hMmm..

very noglastic indeed.I used to have a blog(months back....)
.then i have it deleted cause its takes up friggin too much time.

And now i suddenly have this sudden surge of urge to blog again.wth.ironic.

anyway....

something interesting :

WHAT YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR IN-FLIGHT PILOT TO SAY,

-"This is your captain speaking and i don't think life is worth living anymore."

-"Welcome onboard flight 793, you bunch of jerks."

-"Holy shit!PASSENGERS PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND BREATHE THROUGH THE OXYGEN MASKS THAT'S BEEN DISPATCHED INFRONT OF YOU...FOR WE'REEEee GONNNNNNA partyyYY!!!"

-"*snoresss*..."

-"Passengers on the left side of the plane,does the engine sounds funny to you?"

-"Passengers please please stay calm,it seems theres a *sniggers* serial killer*sniggers* onboard the flight."

-"Any asthmatic patients?"

-"wheres my glasses?Get me my glasses! i cant see shit without it! OH Shit!IS the INTERCOM ON?!"

-"I see white lights drawing meee innnnnn..."

-"Wanna try my new 360 acrobat?"

-"ArGH!!! My EYES!"

On board BUDGET airlines.

-"Welcome onboard flight 308,a gentle note that the reclining armchairs is not in working order,so is the personal televisions and video games,the toilet's door kinda jammed too.so yeah.thats out too.And food and drinks are not provided,i hope you guys bought umbrellas or anything of that nature,cause the parachutes are limited..."

peace.